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Green Green, Yello?

Caller: Is Robert there?
Me: May I ask who is calling?

Caller: Is Robert Blinn there? I have an important message for him. Is this his wife?

Me: No, I’m his mother. He’s in Baghdad right now.

Caller: Oh, well I will call back later.
Me:(as Caller is hanging up) well he won’t be here today, um, hello?